I'm a student at a university's faculty of education, dreaming of becoming an elementary school teacher in the future. But when I told my sister, she was shocked and strongly opposed the idea. "No way! You're a lolicon, right? We can't let a potential sex offender become a teacher!" she said. Honestly, I don't think I'm a lolicon, but my sister refuses to believe me. So she proposed a "test" to determine whether I truly am one. "If you turn out to be a lolicon, you'll have to give up on your dream of becoming a teacher, okay?" And so, the test began.