The tenants of Minamizawa House gradually moved out, leaving only the three of us behind. Amid this, landlady Yurie started suddenly talking about marriage hunting, making us uneasy. We can't even cook or do laundry, but to keep Yurie from leaving, we came up with a bold plan: each of us would compete to become her husband. Though our scheme ultimately succeeded in saving Minamizawa House, we never imagined at the time that our manhoods would be utterly destroyed in the process...