You often hear that idols are forbidden from dating. Some agencies have official policies, while others maintain an unspoken but strict ban. But isn't the whole point of idols to offer a form of simulated romance? That's why it feels so unnatural that idol management since the mid-Heisei era has enforced strict no-dating rules. A dating ban is just depressing. It builds stress, and sexual desire can't be suppressed forever. Girls have sexual needs too, right? Wearing revealing outfits and exposing their legs and armpits in front of huge crowds naturally gets them aroused, leaving their clothes soaked in sweat and pussy juice. But in reality, dating is banned, and relationships with fans are absolutely off-limits. Still, they want love and intimacy. So what happens if they get caught? Some dumb guy might brag, "My girlfriend's an idol!" But by then, that idol's pussy is already dripping wet and soaked, right? Idol A: "If it's the manager, he'd have just as much to lose if we're exposed, so he'd work hard to keep it secret, right?" Idol B: "And if we do get caught, we can just say we were forced into sex work—then we're not at fault, right?" Idol C: "Since he's in a position of power over us, we can let him dump all his stress and sexual needs on us freely, right?" What a brilliant idea!!!! Becoming a manager isn't just about handling schedules and work—it's about managing their stress and sexual desires too! This is a revolutionary system everyone would love!!!! And from the manager's side, getting to have sex with idols—how amazing is that!!!! Handling girls with different fetishes means you can have all kinds of sex with various cute girls, right? How perfect is that!!!! Manager A: "U-um, e-excuse me, are there idols who let you lick their piss, squirt, spit, and sweat?!" Manager B: "Are there idols who pee right in your face and make you drink their urine?!" Manager C: "Are there idols who let you lick up all their sweaty, soaked sacred fluids after a live show?!" Right now!!! Well, um, I don't know the group's name, but apparently this underground idol trio—Runa, Maina, and Mion—are exactly like that? With this, there's no choice but to become their manager right away!!!! Conclusion!!! Everyone, become an idol manager!!!!!!!!!