"Naoko" is my pet, obediently following any command I give. It feels great knowing she always puts me first. Once, when she was dumped by a guy and spiraling into self-destruction, a mutual acquaintance nearly raped her—but I stepped in and said, "Stop." That moment made her fall completely in love with me. Since then, she's been devoted, carefully licking and cleaning my body, swallowing my creampie, and meticulously wiping me down with wet wipes. Here's my beloved K-cup girlfriend.