Descending from the heavens was not an angel, but a school swimsuit. The heavens and the earth shall be unified under the school swimsuit. Even the Milky Way can be swum across if one wears a school swimsuit. Even vulgar female human beasts can be reborn beautifully when clad in a school swimsuit. Only the school swimsuit possesses such unique fragility and beauty. Its slender limbs stretch out, delivering the school swimsuit across the world. There is no conceivable Christmas present other than the school swimsuit. When the school swimsuit meets water, it casts a mysterious glow upon the night. Even dictators wearing the school swimsuit will never face rebellion. Only the school swimsuit remains unbroken despite reverence and fear. The school swimsuit is supreme, the school swimsuit is a sacred treasure, the school swimsuit is the one and only god. ... Did this woman just now mock the school swimsuit? Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. Unforgivable. That female human beast daring to disrespect the holy school swimsuit—such insolence can never be tolerated. Arrogant, haughty, and impudent, this female beast must prostrate herself before the school swimsuit, express gratitude, and worship it. Only those who earn the school swimsuit's forgiveness may wear it and rule the world as the reincarnation of an angel. This female beast standing before me has incurred unforgivable wrath—she has awakened the fury of the school swimsuit. I have witnessed this with my own eyes. Yet as a saint serving the sacred school swimsuit, I cannot allow violence—even against a female beast. I, who possess compassion, love for my neighbor, and love for the school swimsuit, can only prove myself a true loyalist by saving this female beast. With my own hands, I will make her understand the greatness of the school swimsuit. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. I will make her understand. Two things are required: first, she must wear the school swimsuit and experience its greatness firsthand; second, she must be subjected to every form of humiliation and degradation, made to feel shame and disgrace, so she realizes how far beneath the school swimsuit she truly is. This female beast, compared to all others across the world, urinates far more frequently. This fact I have already thoroughly confirmed—there is no mistake. Therefore, I hereby declare that I shall train this arrogant female beast through excretion, pissing, and involuntary urination. This is a holy war. Glory to the school swimsuit. [[[Heaven and Earth, the School Swimsuit Alone is Supreme]]]