I just can't seem to get anything right. Some people say everyone's equal, but I don't believe that at all. Whenever I see someone happy, anger boils up inside me. Take the newlywed couple next door—they're having sex every single night, like a pair of horny monkeys in heat. If they're that desperate for sex, I'll gladly take care of it for them (laughs). In my way, with my power, at my pace.