On a long-awaited vacation, I returned to my hometown. My parents warmly welcomed me, and it seemed like I would be able to relax and enjoy a peaceful stay. On the third day, a female door-to-door sales representative showed up at our house. She appeared to be selling internet installation services, and possessed a rare, striking beauty. After my father refused her offer, she looked troubled—then said, "Could you please convince your son to help me out? I'll make it worth your while." Those words set the story on an entirely new, unexpected course.