A newlywed couple moves in next door, and they seem perfectly matched—the husband is kind, and the wife is so adorable I can't help but stare. But every night, loud moaning comes through the wall. Unable to resist, I end up jerking off while listening. The next day, the wife visits with homemade sweets, sharing some as a neighborly gesture. That's when she asks, "Did you hear us last night? Were you masturbating while listening?"—and my secret is exposed...