We obtained through underground channels a bizarre new item: a condom whose tip dissolves in vaginal fluid, creating a hole. Rumor has it the dissolved material contains an aphrodisiac that heightens sensitivity in the female genitalia. Still in development, we immediately began testing. Using a delivery health worker for human experimentation, the results were extraordinary—she climaxed repeatedly on the bed in an astonishing display. Afterward, we finished with a creampie, making for a thoroughly satisfying session.