Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong! The girl opens the door. "Are you happy~?" she asks gently, and I feel myself drawn in slightly. The girl says, "Right now, if you join, you'll have a chance to become truly happy," repeating the same line over and over. "Let's become happy together!" she cheerfully calls out. "Even just hearing me out would be great!" Her attitude is just like a professional salesperson. "Do you have a moment?" Her words make me tense up a little. Whoa, whoa, whoa—no way this girl is for real! What the hell do I do?! She's such a pain, but when I look closer, her face is actually super sexy, her body's hot too—maybe I'll just hear her out for a bit (not like I actually plan to join or anything, lol). Click—the door opens. "Hello there!" she says, speaking in a friendly, approachable tone. "You look really tired," she observes, and her voice tone catches my attention. "Are you okay?" she asks, sounding genuinely concerned. "Are you really alright? Your face looks like you're missing happiness." Her words leave me a bit flustered. "Right now, if you sign up, I guarantee you'll be happy," she continues, her persuasion oddly compelling. "Won't you try becoming happy with us?" I feel my resolve wavering slightly. "I really think it's amazing," she insists, and her conviction throws me off again. Damn bitch is talking nonstop—so annoying, so cocky, does she think I'm an idiot? At this point, I can just go full generic POA on her, right? There's no other way to make her understand! You're decided—POA target!