My wife went on a company trip. I decided to have her report back via video call. At 1 a.m., an unexpected call came through. "H-Hello? I was just about to go to bed, but how's it going over there... Huh? Why are you naked?" "Ah, no, this is... I mean..." Click! Beep—beep—beep—. It was the unsettling start to a long night.