Yesterday, I went to my usual adult entertainment spot, only to find it was a soap parlor. The place was packed wall to wall, the waiting room completely overflowing. Right in the middle hung a sign announcing, "Sudden Event Day! 1000 yen off." I was utterly disgusted. 1000 yen? That's not even special anymore. I overheard some younger guy coming in with three friends, saying, "I'm totally booking the girl with the massive tits," and I just couldn't bear it. Soap parlors should have a much harsher, intense atmosphere—that's where the real appeal lies. It's only natural for fights to break out between guys sitting right next to each other on the sofa. That raw, aggressive vibe is the true essence of soap. Pin salon otaku, just stay the hell away. Just when I finally managed to get a seat, my favorite girl told me, "I'm already fully booked." I completely lost it again. That girl who ranked number one last month? She's already irrelevant. One look at your face and I can't even tell what you're trying to say anymore. Right now, among true soap connoisseurs, the trend is "short-shift girls." Booking a short-shift worker as your final session has become the standard among insiders. These short-shift girls are usually desperate for money, so they rush in on short notice, and they rarely have prior reservations. On top of that, if you negotiate for creampie sex together, it's the ultimate combo. But this tactic also risks getting flagged by the staff in black suits. Not recommended for amateurs. Total newbies should just stick to girls with the "newcomer" or "beginner" tag. In the end, since I couldn't secure a reservation, I headed straight to the rumored illegal live cam studio. I thought NSNN was calling me, but an actual hardcore schoolgirl showed up, and I was seriously shocked. I want to show everyone the footage from that moment, but you absolutely must keep it secret. ※For understanding viewers only※