How are you doing? I'm a divorced, high school graduate middle-aged man who's been obsessively posting nasty comments about celebrities and girls on social media and forums, now constantly fearing disclosure requests. In my spare time, I enjoy gonzo sex with cosplayers. Lately, exposé-style YouTubers and public confessions of sexual assault victims have been trending, and as someone who thrives on others' misfortune, I actively spread such information every day. But recently, even ordinary girls seem way too "aware" and self-conscious, leaving me feeling kind of... meh. Personally, I believe a woman's role is simply to make men erect—or at least serve as good jerking-off material. Just shut up and take it.
Since money's tight, I rely on self-produced porn for masturbation. Whenever I hook up via dating apps, I always add "recording" to the deal. Yeah, spending a few thousand yen hurts, but considering the long-term masturbation payoff, it's totally worth it. This way, I can relive the cumshot, the best moments, the entire flow of sex—masturbating from a godlike perspective. It's an endless supply of cumshot material, letting me repeatedly experience the sensation of fucking a girl. When I first came up with this method, I honestly thought I was a genius.
This time, I'm releasing another heavily rotated clip from my personal collection. Selling your own sex tapes to others is insane—but here I am, quietly distributing it in places like this. I told the girl it was just for private enjoyment, that it'd never leak—"Don't worry about it, lol"—and then deliberately left things vague. If this ever gets traced back to me, it won't just be a disclosure request—I'd be screwed. So this is seriously tainted goods. A hit-and-run, sell-and-run, limited-time release. Keep in mind this is amateur footage, so don't expect anything too polished. But seriously, check out the sample images. What do you think? Isn't she an unbelievably cute beauty? You can probably understand why I just had to film her, right? She's way cuter than my ex-wife—so much that I actually regret not marrying someone like her.
When I went to her place, I found out she's into weird fetishes—specifically, cosplaying. She said she's too shy to wear costumes in public, so I played it cool: "I wanna see! I wanna see!" "You're into ■■■■ too, right? I play it all the time!" I showed full understanding. Since I absolutely love fucking cosplayers, I showered her with praise until she finally agreed. Thanks to that, she blushed all the way to her ears but put on the outfit anyway. Her tits are 89cm, E-cup—kind of large areolas, the kind you'd see in erotic manga. Since we originally agreed to sex, I fucked her right then and there in costume. Fantasizing about assaulting a copyrighted character makes it ten times more exciting. Thinking ahead to future masturbation sessions, I carefully filmed every angle—her face, her tits, her pussy, her blowjob expressions. I'm on a completely different level from your average otaku.
This is the ultimate jerk-off content, crafted by a man from the ice age generation who grew up watching AV like trash. This amateur cosplaying beauty is an entirely different species—someone I wouldn't even talk to in real life. Actually, she's exactly the kind of pretty boy/girl I usually trash-talk online. So the thrill of slamming my hard, bare cock into her is addictive. All my daily frustrations pour into my dick, making my glans swell up tight. Her ass is big and firm, perfect for doggystyle pounding. I slammed her so hard her ass cheeks turned bright red—pretty hilarious. I let her wet, slippery hole rub all over my cock. She really didn't want bareback sex or creampie—she resisted desperately. Sorry? But when I said, "Why don't you ride me?" she was totally into it, grinding her hips like a pro. Didn't you confess you love sex? That's full consent, right? I did hesitate for one second—thinking creampie might be too harsh—but once my cock's inside her pussy, rational thought vanishes. Pleasure comes first. In fact, I shot thick, sticky, middle-aged cum deep inside her while silently wishing, "Get pregnant." Four days' worth of smelly, gooey, energetic semen clings obscenely to her walls. I'm proud to report that I've captured extremely satisfying masturbation material.