We approached her while she was sunbathing in the park—she had a strange, out-of-place vibe about her. At first, she completely ignored us, but after persistent attempts to talk, she finally responded. While chatting, we heard a slight noise coming from her stomach, so we guessed she must be hungry and invited her to get something to eat. She happily agreed. Since she loved eating and sleeping so much, I figured she probably loved sex too. Sensing that possibility, I took her straight to a hotel. Even though she complained a little along the way, she followed through until the end, so I'm certain this was a great encounter. Here I come.