Summer means the beach, right? I feel that way, and I'm sure most people do too. When I think of the beach, I immediately think of picking up girls—I've done it myself, so others probably do as well. So I headed to the beach to try my luck, but that day a typhoon was passing through, and there were almost no people around. Seriously, who goes to the beach during a typhoon? Probably just me. But I figured there might be one or two girls just as crazy as I am. And sure enough, I found some. But they weren't gyaru at all—actually, they had super pale skin. I was like, "Wait, why are you even at the beach?" Still, they were incredibly cute. I approached them casually, and they easily agreed. Success. Since the beach was freezing, I suggested going to a nearby hotel, and we ended up having sex. There was this strong scent of the ocean, which turned me on like crazy. It was insanely exciting.