Hey, it's Amocchi here. Man, I'm pissed off today. Haven't been this mad in like ten years? Ah, haven't spoken in Kansai dialect in ages. Since I was born in Kansai, whenever I get seriously angry, my accent just slips out. Why am I so mad? My phone broke. Why did it break? I was on the phone in the toilet and just dropped it—completely trashed it. Seriously, how does that even happen? I was absolutely furious. Honestly, I never get why people call someone while they're on the toilet. Anyway, I had to go to the phone shop—what a pain. So here I am at the mobile store. I was thinking I'd first look for a cute shop girl to talk to, get things sorted, when bam—I spotted today's princess. Gorgeous pale skin, calm and composed vibe. All my anger from the broken phone vanished instantly. I immediately got her number and nailed her after she got off work. And that's a wrap! Good job, everyone! Peace out!