Sanae, I need to tell you something... I had a weird sexual experience recently. While walking through Shibuya, I was approached by this flashy but really good-looking guy. At first I thought he was just trying to hook up for a one-night stand, and I actually let him invite me to a hotel. But then I noticed he had a video camera and kept filming the whole time. He seemed obviously sketchy, but he was so charming and funny that I gradually got intrigued. Even when we reached the hotel, he kept recording, and when I said I wouldn't do anything sexual on camera, he was so skilled that I ended up giving in and did it while being filmed. It was like full-on gonzo porn. I actually got turned on by being recorded—moaning louder than I ever have and getting completely soaked. Sorry for telling you this... but you know you love hearing stuff like this, Sanae. After it was over, I asked him about it, and turns out he was a pro adult film actor. No wonder he was so damn good. I got paid a lot of money too, but... do you think this was a bad idea?