A girl who loves spicy food is invited to a spicy food party at home. We buy alcohol and a variety of hot dishes, and she excitedly exclaims, "Whoa, this one's insanely spicy!" as she keeps drinking and eating. As a result, her lips and mouth start burning painfully, making it impossible to get into the mood for sex—even kissing feels uncomfortable. After thoroughly brushing her teeth with toothpaste, we try again to set a romantic mood, but the lingering awkwardness from earlier keeps us laughing. Touching her body, undressing her—it all turns into a sloppy, half-hearted mess. At this rate, there's no way anything's getting hard. But then again, isn't flipping a situation like this—where everything resists turning erotic—into full-blown sex actually more of a turn-on than smoothly transitioning into it from the start? Maybe even more arousing than beginning with a sleazy atmosphere? So, using the seasoned skills of a veteran pickup artist and player, I'm going to transform this girl into a woman and fuck her.