I made some food for my masochist. I chewed it up thoroughly, spat it onto the plate, then topped it off with my own saliva. After that, I poured my holy water over it, finishing it off like a sacred water tea-soaked meal. It looked delicious with all that saliva, but she refused to eat, so I forced her to have it. For dessert, I used my anus to prepare a special flavor, but she gave such a lukewarm reaction—like she couldn't even taste it. So I made her a second helping, but again, she resisted. How rude of her when I worked so hard. I made sure she ate it all, so she got a full-course bodily fluid meal.