Just back from New York, he brought me Red Bull. When he pulled it out of his bag, I thought he wanted me to drink it, but he said, "I thought... fill me up right away!" In other words, he didn't mean "drink," he meant "insert." I understood immediately. No choice but to start by stretching the hole open. It might hurt, but I'll restrain you so you can't escape. Once restrained, I'll start by slapping your ass. Now, generously apply plenty of Vaseline and smear it at the entrance. Oops, accidentally applied it to the anus—this time it's the ass hole. Gradually loosen up, relax the sphincter, and stretch it wider. In no time, four fingers inside! Pull hard to both sides. You're moaning uncontrollably. "A, a, a, aaaaah!" Again and again, iiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Now vertically, grab the pelvis with your thumb and forcefully pop it open. Wow, amazing, amazing, amazing... I can see everything deep inside. "Aaaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAA!" Amazing, amazing, look at this—squeezing and stretching wider and wider! Align the fingers, twist and push deeper...