Today, I'm going to crush my favorite potato salad, tofu, and tomatoes all under my feet, rub them into my pussy, mix in some bread, shit all over it until it's a messy pulp, then pee over it and mix in strawberries and pumpkin, peeing some more to make it even messier. Then I'll lie down on top of it, smear it all over my body from my hair to my pussy, eat it, rub it into my pussy and masturbate—Aah! Orgasm!