I've got a rather unique hobby—sneakily filming women's footwear out on the streets! With expert technique and a bit of ninja-like stealth, I smoothly capture all kinds of shoes on camera. Just now, that beautiful woman who passed by me—what kind of footwear was she wearing? I'll secretly tail her, because the moment she takes her shoes off is the moment they become part of my collection! Oh yeah! This dirty, worn look—nothing beats freshly removed sandals, man! (Ashitaro Kobo)