"I was feeling lonely and kind of spaced out."
Right now, there's a survey going around in Japan asking women if they feel "lonely."
Switch it up nicely and reassure her by dismissing that loneliness.
Is that really an okay pickup line to start with?
Do you always answer "I feel vaguely lonely" to these things?
Well, apparently that worked out fine.
From here on, gently keep the conversation flowing with a smooth, flirtatious touch.
Or at least, that was the plan—until I accidentally blurted out, "You've got a nice ass."
She shyly replies, "Embarrassing..."
Right now, there's a survey about shy, embarrassed Japanese women...
Danger, danger, getting too confident, idiot, idiot, idiot...
But seriously, the way her ass peeks out from those hot pants is damn hot.
And when she takes off her coat—surprise, surprise—she's a full E-cup.
Nice.
While pretending to conduct the survey and chatting with her, or rather, at a surprisingly early stage, Yumi quietly murmurs, "I'm feeling turned on all of a sudden."
So this is what they mean by a carnivorous woman?
Carnivorous women don't waste time!
No need for small talk!
She knows exactly what's going on and she's right there with you.
Stop spouting unnecessary formalities and just get your dick hard already, dammit.
Wait, saying that makes me sound like a drag queen.
Besides, Yumi's got my cock in her mouth while trying to talk—can't understand a word she's saying.
(By the way, when did I start calling her Yumi?)