■Five Rules for Getting Women Pregnant■
1. Thrust the glans upward against the cervix, press the tip firmly, and creampie with a powerful cumshot.
2. Time intercourse precisely with the woman's highly fertile ovulation day.
3. It's crucial to store high-quality, potent sperm for maximum fertility.
4. Ejaculate raw deep inside the vagina, flooding it with semen to encourage implantation.
5. Engage in sex with wild, uninhibited passion, losing yourself completely without regard for risk.