Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, we've finally arrived at 2020!!!!
The Tokyo Olympics are happening, and Universal Studios Japan is opening Nintendo Land!!!
With Japan receiving so much global attention right now, eyes from all over the world are turning toward us!!!
Japan has now firmly established itself as the world's top tourist destination!!!!!!!
And the charm of traditional Japanese beauty is gaining worldwide recognition too!!!
No matter the economic slump, Japan's gonna blast through it all!!!
So to kick off the new year, let me introduce an absolutely adorable Akiba-style girl we'd proudly recommend even to foreigners!!!
Actually, this girl was featured in a prank video back around summer.
But due to special circumstances, we had to hold off on releasing it.
The reason? Her boyfriend at the time was involved with some shady figures.
Apparently connected to the Yoshimoto "underground gigs" scandal, we were even warned that our lives could be in danger if this got exposed.
Since society was already crucifying Miyako at the time, pushing further would've been too risky.
So we shelved the footage.
But now, entering 2020, I've decided to make a fresh start.
I started asking myself—Is this really the right call???
Isn't it cooler for a man to stand by his convictions?
Lately, I've come to believe that while life is precious, principles and artistic integrity matter even more.
Besides, she apparently broke up with that guy before Christmas—so it's all ancient history now.
Then why not just go ahead and release it already?!?!
Keeping such a cute girl hidden feels like a crime, doesn't it?
Isn't it a loss for society? I've agonized over this for so long.
But honestly, a prank video this hot with such an adorable girl absolutely deserves to be passed down to future generations.
Screw it—let's just do whatever the hell we want—GO FOR IT!!!
Life's short and you only get one shot—holding back is just a waste!!!
This footage, once buried, unexpectedly became a guiding light for my future path.
In this milestone year of 2020 (Reiwa 2).
So we're pricing it at 2020 yen.
But since some time has passed since filming, and the Olympics are happening,
We're launching a special Olympic 50% OFF discount!!!
Just 1010 yen!!!!
Unshaken by rain, unyielding to wind, unfazed by consumption tax hikes!!!
Go Japan!!!
This year, I'll keep broadcasting my way of life from this horny, horny nation of Japan!!!
We won't lose to any foreign country—————
We won't buckle under financial crises—————
We can do anything……
With sex drive power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2020 price 2020 yen → Olympic 50% OFF price 1010 yen
(Special pricing valid until the end of the Tokyo Olympics)
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