Offpako refers to men and women meeting online and then having sex in real life. It's becoming widely recognized as internet slang, and it probably won't be long before it's included in major dictionaries. Women have long had a tendency to chase trends, obsessing over popular men like Johnny's idols, band members, or comedians—so naturally, the act of hooking up for casual sex fits right in.
A man's dream is to become famous. To gain celebrity status and enjoy offpako with cute models, actresses, and amateur girls—that's what gives a man purpose. Forget about free-sex communes; sex shouldn't be equally distributed. Socialism doesn't work—it's been proven by history. In today's world, capitalism reigns supreme. Wealth concentration is natural. Survival of the fittest. Sex is no different.
That's why I'm becoming a YouTuber! Just like Hajime Shacho, I'll rise to fame and live a daily life of offpako with cute models, actresses, and amateurs. To start, I invited my junior from the club (a first-year). He can shoot videos on his smartphone but doesn't know how to edit—never touched a PC, lives entirely on mobile. Just opening a desktop makes him look up to me. I originally planned to upload to YouTube, but being alone in a closed room with a cute girl naturally made me aroused.
My junior was easygoing and clearly not opposed. So, as the saying goes, a man's shame is to refuse a ready meal. She showed me her breasts—tight, youthful, soft, meltingly tender, absolutely irresistible. Since YouTube bans erotic content, I'll just use FC2. The three major video sites in Japan are YouTube, DMM, and FC2—two of them are porn-friendly. Nico Nico Douga is also part of the big four.
Diving straight into full-on FC2-style erotic action, I made my move on my junior. Full sex might be too far, so instead, I got blowjob and handjob. And honestly, that's more than enough. Maybe even better than sex—no pressure to make her climax, just pure, selfish pleasure. Pleasure first, cock first. Same philosophy as President Trump.
Thick, heavy cum burst out. No need for complicated relationships with this cute junior—just fleeting, no-strings-attached porn fun. Incredibly enjoyable, intensely satisfying. Once again, FC2 beats YouTube hands down. This is youth! The spring of youth is the same as the spring in erotic paintings.
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