YouTube, are you seriously this strict???
Is it really stricter than broadcast TV???
No prank videos, no erotic content—it’s turning into nothing but boring uploads!!!
I rented a luxury high-rise, went into debt just to keep this going, and now I’m basically guaranteed bankruptcy!!!
My videos don’t get ads, I can’t monetize content I spent money producing—this is impossible!!!
I’ve already gotten two warnings, account deletion is right around the corner!!!
You’ve gotta be kidding me!!!
What the hell counts as erotic anyway!!!
Calling a video with nipples shown “erotic”?
Saying a video of licking a tengu’s nose is obscene???
That’s completely insane!!!!
I can’t think of any content besides erotic stuff anymore, I’ve lived as an “ero-tuber” and now it’s all over!!!
Fine then, I’ll go out with one final bang!!!!
I’ll hook up off-camera with a famous girl from the YouTube scene and upload one last erotic video!!!
The luxury high-rise I just rented—already about to be canceled—still, I lured a cute, cash-flashing XX-gen girl by pretending to be rich, stripped her naked, and filmed the filthiest, hottest content YouTube would never allow!!!
This gorgeous XX, these pink nipples—such a masterpiece—and YouTube won’t even let people see it!!!
Come on, are you kidding me, YouTube creators???
May you all burn your server costs on bland cooking videos and kid-targeted slime content!!!
Compared to that, this adult video site is a godsend!!!
Broadcasting such a cute girl’s shameless body to the entire world? This deserves a Nobel Peace Prize!!!
And I, filming this adorable girl’s XX, deserve a medal too!!!
Whatever, I’m done.
I’ve already gotten to do it with such a cute girl—maybe I have no regrets.
Just like MegwinTV’s mass unsubscribe party, I’ll just fade into obscurity too.
So I’ll hurl this proof that I existed right here.
Priced at the ominous 666, I’ll engrave my hatred for YouTube!!!
Go ahead, ban my account, do whatever you want!!!
I still have the adult video site left, aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Dear adult video site, please take good care of me—
I’m kissing your ass!!!
Ah, I’ve failed at life.
Living off doing what I love? What a lie.
I can’t survive at all.
I can’t even survive doing what I love most—erotic content.
I can’t go back to being a salaryman either.
My resume has too many blank years.
I don’t have a single job history.
This is how one man’s life quietly comes to an end…
Could this even be considered content???
No?
I see…
Yeah, I guess not…
But I swear, this girl is genuinely adorable—that I can guarantee.
No matter how obsolete I become, her paper-thin XX should be preserved in internet history!!!
Bear witness to history!!!!!!!!!
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