Girls are seriously impossible creatures—so damn pushy. I lent her money as a favor, no interest, just because we were friends, but she won’t pay it back. If I don’t keep bugging her, she acts like it’s not even on her mind. And when I finally ask, she flips it around like I’m the bad guy. How can someone be this unreasonable?
But I really needed that money. I wanted Dragon Quest Warriors—the special edition with the Metal Slime-themed limited PS4 console. Checked the official site and it already had a △ mark next to stock. I knew I had to buy it immediately. Gotta rush before it sells out or I’ll be crying in an ocean of regret!!
What I wanted was the Arena Princess version, complete with black tights—absolute god-tier for fans of Dragon Quest and Dynasty Warriors. I wanted to crush giant Gigantes not through commands, but with my own controller, smashing them head-on. But that takes money. Gold. And the girl? She won’t return it. Not only that, she’s the type to borrow cash from people just to feed her endless material desires. She’s broke.
So what do I do? When you’re short on cash in an RPG, there are only two options: sell your items, or go fight. So I decided my female friend would fight for me. And her weapon? Her body—against the world of adult magazines.
My favorite magazine is Ubumo. Core Magazine’s publications are all vulgar, crude, trashy—and I absolutely love them. Ubumo is an amateur submission-based magazine, full of young girls (you could even call them fresh-faced) submitting their photos. It’s perfect for me.
I shot a gonzo video of my friend, using photos from the magazine as reference. She was totally cool with it—like, “If this gets the money back, fine by me.” Kept reassuring herself no one would recognize her since I’d blur her face. She was into it, genuinely enjoying the sex. Honestly, after graduation, she’s totally going to end up in the sex industry lol. But she’s cute and sexy, her blowjob is insanely good. She’s got real talent.
I haven’t recovered all the money yet, so I’ve got a good excuse to keep having sex with her until I do. Anyway, I’m planning to send this video to the Ubumo editorial department. Even if it gets accepted, they’ll probably blur her face or not use the full video. But here’s my guess: Ubumo is a seriously wild magazine. I mean, Core Magazine, the publisher, has actually released real XXX content before—they’re the ones behind Alice Club. They’re basically synonymous with extreme adult content. I’m convinced some of the stuff in there is 100% real.
So why not send mine too? If it gets published, you better buy a copy lol. I won’t get royalties or anything, but wouldn’t it be awesome to feel like a celebrity? Oh, and you won’t find it in convenience stores. Check Amazon or specialty adult book/DVD shops.
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