Recently, it's become common to get close with people through social media like LINE or KakaoTalk, but building an actual relationship takes way too long. Even if you meet someone via smartphone, the chances of meeting up offline drop drastically.
That's why some argue that approaching people in person is a faster, more effective method. I've tried various ways—approaching girls in Harajuku or Shibuya, striking up conversations at game centers—but the success rate, let alone the sex rate, was never high.
Then I came up with a new idea: target girls who like comedians, and approach them while pretending to be a rookie comedian myself. This idea turned out surprisingly effective, ultimately proving to be an excellent strategy.
Girls who like comedians are just as numerous as those obsessed with Johnny's idols, and many are extremely young. While Johnny's fans tend to be superficial, prioritizing looks, comedian fans often prefer distinctive, character-filled faces.
The most famous venue where comedians perform live is Shinjuku’s “Rouge the Koben.” On weekends or after school, young girls gather there in large numbers. I decided to approach the cutest, youngest ones.
The first two girls rejected me outright, but the third one took the bait. Using hastily learned Osaka dialect, I spouted total nonsense and successfully lured her back to my place. The key phrase? “I’ll introduce you to my senior comedian.”
Once inside, I doubled down on that lie with an aggressive, dominant attitude. The erotic pheromones of youthful springtime desire hung thick in the air, and I was already fully erect. “I’ll introduce you to Yoshida from Heisei Nobushi Kōrō—he’s a womanizer, and he uses ‘interviews’ as an excuse to get into dirty stuff.”
The image of a comedian carries a playful, carefree vibe, and girls who come to a room might already have a subconscious willingness to “go all the way.” In reality, when I pushed her down, she barely resisted at all. Maybe she felt being taken by a comedian would give her some kind of status.
Her body was incredible—her breasts still soft and youthful, her pubic hair not yet fully grown, and her tight, vertical slit—beloved by XXX fans—crystal clear. She didn’t know sine, cosine, or tangent, but she was already perfectly skilled at moaning loudly while I played with her pussy and nipples. That’s totally unfair. Any man who could resist touching her would have to be severely impotent, a hardcore milf-only guy, or a die-hard homosexual.
However, she refused to give me a blowjob. No matter how many times I asked, she seemed to still feel disgust toward sucking a man’s cock—understandable for her age. Yet she had no problem climaxing from my hand job. Talk about being picky. Give and take is the basic rule of sex, right? But then again, expecting logic with a teenage girl is a luxury problem only possible in this kind of situation. As a compromise, I made her suck on an extra-thick fish sausage and took intense close-ups of her licking face.
Then, penetration. She clearly enjoyed sex—her pussy was tight, so damn tight. After all that teasing, she obviously wanted it deep down.
For a while, I can keep pretending to be a comedian and keep enjoying myself. But seriously—don’t ever try this yourself.
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