From childhood, I grew up with a childhood friend who's now a NEET holed up at home. He keeps quitting jobs after switching repeatedly, and seeing his inability to hold down work, his mother asked me to go knock some sense into him.
"Hey, I heard you quit your job again," "What are you doing?" I said as I entered his room. He was absorbed in a game and replied annoyedly, "Shut up, I'm busy with my game right now." I scolded him, "You're worrying your mom, get it together," but he shot back, "You should go on a date with your boyfriend instead of hanging around here." Then he added, "Oh, I bet you don't have a boyfriend, and haven't for years." I denied it, saying, "That's not true, I'm just busy with work and don't happen to have one right now."
He laughed and provoked me, "That's suspicious~ You've got no sex appeal, and guys probably don't even see you as a woman anymore." "You've withered up as a woman, lol." I retorted, "How rude. If I got serious, I'd have a boyfriend in no time." "If anything, you'd fall for me." He asserted, "That'll never happen. Never. My dick wouldn't react even 1mm."
"If you say so, then if you get hard, you'll obediently reintegrate into society," I proposed. He agreed with a relaxed expression, "Fine, easy. I'm confident I definitely won't get hard." "Then it's a real showdown," I declared. "I'll definitely make you hard," I said as I left the room, and then I snapped back to reality. ...Maybe I said something huge in the heat of the moment... What do I do... But I'm too stubborn... And I want him to work... And so, with social reintegration and pride on the line, the dick-stand erection showdown began.