Three years into our marriage, we still don't have children. The other day, my wife came home from shopping with a flyer for a "mobile massage" service she picked up at the station. They were running a new customer promotion, offering treatments at an affordable price, so we decided to make it a little weekend topic and had them come over. Originally, I was supposed to receive the treatment, but my wife often complains about shoulder pain from her housework, and when the therapist heard that, he said, "If you'd like, we also have a women's course available."